Question: I have a virus. Who am I?

Answer: No, not a computer, a Allison.

These ugly colors I used to write in today's blog describe the ugliness I feel inside and out. I am forced to take antibiotics that make me feel woosy and I have gross mucus in my throat and eyes, yes folks, the eyes as well, which forces me to wear my Coke bottle glasses in public. My roomate's exact words were "Al, you look horrible!" Yes, my friend, I do...